Laertes

Laertes is a figure mentioned in a version of the Hogwarts School Song whose lyrics were released by J.K. Rowling. According to the song, his thoughts were stolen by Helga Hufflepuff, one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His story serves to illustrate Helga Hufflepuff's proficiency in the magical art of Legilimency. As he is only mentioned in this context, it is unclear if he was a real historical figure or a character in wizarding folklore.

No biographical details for Laertes exist within the primary canon. His only appearance is a single mention in the lyrics of the Hogwarts School Song, which may be more folkloric than historically precise. It is unknown when he lived or what his specific connection to the Hogwarts founders was, beyond being a victim of Helga Hufflepuff's Legilimency.

There is no description of Laertes's physical appearance or personality. The song refers to him as “old Laertes,” which may suggest he was of an advanced age, but this cannot be confirmed.

While not explicitly stated, Laertes was presumably a wizard. The fact that Helga Hufflepuff was able to “steal his thoughts” implies he was subjected to powerful Legilimency. It is not known if he possessed any skill in the counter-art of Occlumency to defend his mind.

Laertes is not known to have owned any notable possessions.

The only known relationship involving Laertes is with Helga Hufflepuff. The Hogwarts School Song states that she “stole his thoughts,” suggesting a one-sided and likely non-consensual magical interaction.

The name 'Laertes' is taken from William Shakespeare's famous tragedy, Hamlet. In the play, Laertes is the son of Polonius and the brother of Ophelia. He is a passionate and action-oriented character who seeks revenge for the deaths of his father and sister. J.K. Rowling frequently draws names from classical literature, mythology, and history, and this appears to be another example of that practice.

The character of Laertes is not mentioned in the seven Harry Potter novels. His existence is known only through a set of lyrics for the Hogwarts School Song that J.K. Rowling published on her official website. The stanza featuring his name describes Helga Hufflepuff's approach to teaching students: “Said Hufflepuff, ‘I’ll teach the lot, / And take them without fear, / I’ll steal the thoughts of old Laertes, / And stuff them in his ear.’” (J.K. Rowling's website)